... seen a man in a hot pink Lycra suit with Hello Kitty on his outfit, cape included?
And the big shocker? He's from San Francisco.
...seen a bike painted red used as a plant holder? THROUGHOUT TOWN?
... seen this many people PAYING for the honor to ride across a state and sleep in a tent every night?
...ridden with a couple on a cow spotted tandem bike?
...looked up and down a city street and viewed nothing but bikes?
Really, thousands and thousands of bikes everywhere you look and think it odd you see a car on the a fore mentioned street?
...eaten a chipotle stuffed dill pickle battered with corn dog coating that was deep fried?
It was odd-ful (odd and awful)
...not been worried about your bike being stolen but rather finding your bike in the pile of other bikes?
...watched a man pull a dog in a cart only to be jealous of the dogs ride?
...taken a shower in a cattle stall with black plastic zip-tied to the railing and that plastic being the only barrier between you and the opposite gender? AND paying $5 for the "privilege"?
...had your breakfast mixed in a 5 pound bucket stirred with a paint mixer attached to a drill?
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